Teenagers can be difficult to handle; they often think they know best, ignore their parents’ advice, and act however they like. One father hilariously shared his experience with his teenage daughter. She stormed into the living room saying, “‘Dad, cancel my allowance, rent out my room, throw out my clothes, take my electronics, sell my car, and disown me.’” But what she actually meant was, “Dad, this is my new boyfriend.”
Another joke follows: Two Irishmen at a London pub start talking and discover an amazing series of coincidences—they’re both from Dublin, lived on the same street, went to the same school, and graduated the same year. Just then, a woman at the bar asks the bartender why he looks frustrated. He replies, “The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
